That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen

Picture Quote by Charles Bukowski

That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen

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If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

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If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

Do you hate people? I don't hate them...I just feel better when they're not around.

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Do you hate people? I don't hate them...I just feel better when they're not around.

Real loneliness is not necessarily limited to when you are alone.

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Real loneliness is not necessarily limited to when you are alone.

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead

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Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead

That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something...

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That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something...

An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard...

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An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard...

Find what you love and let it kill you.

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Find what you love and let it kill you.

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my...

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If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my...

I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

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I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

What exactly does expression mean "friends with benefits"? Does he provide her with health insurance?

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What exactly does expression mean

They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

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They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

No one will win the battle of the sexe, there is too much flirting with...

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No one will win the battle of the sexe, there is too much flirting with...

No one looks back on their and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep

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No one looks back on their and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep

A woman is worried about the future until she gets a husband, while a man...

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A woman is worried about the future until she gets a husband, while a man...

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

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Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget...

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget...

I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

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I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's...

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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's...

You're going to have haters and you're going to have lovers.

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You're going to have haters and you're going to have lovers.