That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen

Picture Quote by Charles Bukowski

That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen

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That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something...

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That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something...

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If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

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Do you hate people? I don't hate them...I just feel better when they're not around.

Real loneliness is not necessarily limited to when you are alone.

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Real loneliness is not necessarily limited to when you are alone.

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead

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Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead

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An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard...

Find what you love and let it kill you.

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Find what you love and let it kill you.

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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays...

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I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

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I'm pretty sure the whole

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A lot of times when a package says 'Open other end', I purposely open the...

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I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct...

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Be happy in front of people who don't like you, 'It kills them'

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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

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Falling in love is like being the frog disected in biology class. They open you...

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The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow...

Smile, it confuses people!

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Smile, it confuses people!

If you're good at something Never Do it for free

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If you're good at something Never Do it for free

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I am nothing special, of this I am sure. I am a common man with...