Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

Picture Quote by Mark Twain

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education

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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't...

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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't...

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.

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Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth...

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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth...

In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the...

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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the...

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully...

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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully...

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on...

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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on...

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the...

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the...

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you...

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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you...

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to...

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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to...

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it

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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it

Plato is my friend, aristotle is my friend, by my greatest friend is truth.

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Plato is my friend, aristotle is my friend, by my greatest friend is truth.

Revealing the truth is like lighting a match it can bring light or it can...

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Revealing the truth is like lighting a match it can bring light or it can...

Truth only means something when it's hard to admit.

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Truth only means something when it's hard to admit.