Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

Picture Quote by Mark Twain

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to...

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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to...

Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't...

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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't...

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you...

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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you...

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option

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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite...

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite...

The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of...

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The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of...

In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the...

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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the...

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it

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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the...

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the...

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

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Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see

Three things in human life are important: the first is to be kind; the second...

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Three things in human life are important: the first is to be kind; the second...

People are often unreasonable and self-centered. Forgive them anyway.If you are kind, people may accuse...

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People are often unreasonable and self-centered. Forgive them anyway.If you are kind, people may accuse...

There's always gonna be evil people in the world who just do negative shit, you...

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There's always gonna be evil people in the world who just do negative shit, you...