Latest Quotes

The Broadway audience is made up of a greater percentage of tourists now. There's not...

#John Lithgow

Take care, be kind, be considerate of other people and other species, and be loving.

#John Lithgow

Poetry is so vital to us until school spoils it.

#Advertising

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.

#Comedy, #Television

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

#Advertising, #Publicity

Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.

#Politicians

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is...

#Comedy, #Television

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a...

#Tourists

The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion...

#Writers

The fatal law of gravity; when you are down, everything falls down on you.

#Sylvia T Warner

Inflation is the senility of democracies.

#Sylvia T Warner

Shakespeare is like mother's milk to me.

#John Lithgow