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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing,...

#Positive Work

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his...

#Funny, #Get Well

Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he...

#Cute, #Funny

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they...

#Funny, #Thanksgiving

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

#Funny Christmas

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.

#Hollywood, #Humor, #Therapy

You know, when you can play with the greatest players of that particular era, you...

#Johnny Bench

You have to be the one setting your own goals, trying to achieve those goals.

#Johnny Bench

Well, you know, Pudge Rodriguez, obviously is as good as it gets.

#Johnny Bench

They're like sleeping in a soft bed. Easy to get into and hard to get...

#Johnny Bench

These guys were the best. They were the best at their positions and made playing...

#Johnny Bench

So, yeah, I can say I always set my expectations so high that I had...

#Johnny Bench