I've done a lot of complaining here, but of all the things I've complained about, I can't complain about my life.

Quote by Andy Rooney

Topics: Life Quotes

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef...

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef...

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things...

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things...

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember...

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember...

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of...

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of...

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if...

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if...

The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

When a politician mentions God half a dozen times in a speech, it's to appropriate...

When a politician mentions God half a dozen times in a speech, it's to appropriate...

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning...

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning...

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it...

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it...

Death is a distant rumor to the young.

Death is a distant rumor to the young.

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.

The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they...

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they...

Anyone who lies golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

Anyone who lies golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

The television screen, so unlike the movie screen, sharply reduced human beings, revealed them as...

The television screen, so unlike the movie screen, sharply reduced human beings, revealed them as...

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people...

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people...

Television has spread the habit of instant reaction and stimulated the hope of instant results.

Television has spread the habit of instant reaction and stimulated the hope of instant results.