What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need a 2-thousand voltage. -Deena

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Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki

Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki

You spilled the haterade

You spilled the haterade

You are the Blast From The Past.. wait, what is it? The Blast in a...

You are the Blast From The Past.. wait, what is it? The Blast in a...

Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or...

Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or...

Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short...

Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short...

You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. Its kind of like another world. I dont...

You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. Its kind of like another world. I dont...

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

When Ron gets drunk, hes single.

When Ron gets drunk, hes single.

I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up...

I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up...

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey...

Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey...

Oh sh*t, it burnt out. I got a crisisI almost had a big blow out....

Oh sh*t, it burnt out. I got a crisisI almost had a big blow out....

The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.

The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.

I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see

I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see

These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.

These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.

Nicole is in a relationship with Jionni. Mike wants to ruin that. Its like a...

Nicole is in a relationship with Jionni. Mike wants to ruin that. Its like a...

Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation....

Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation....

Ronnie: I told you I don't put pussy on a pedestal I put it on...

Ronnie: I told you I don't put pussy on a pedestal I put it on...

No more grenade whistle, its a grenade horn. -Pauly D

No more grenade whistle, its a grenade horn. -Pauly D

It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never...

It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never...