Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

Picture Quote by Homer Simpson

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

Stop thinking of fun and have it

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Stop thinking of fun and have it

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

I may be the black sheep of the family, but some of the white sheep...

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I may be the black sheep of the family, but some of the white sheep...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

Ask not what your mother can do for you. Ask what you can do for...

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Ask not what your mother can do for you. Ask what you can do for...

When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

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When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

It takes hands to build a house but only hearts can build a home

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It takes hands to build a house but only hearts can build a home

The greatest thing a father cand do for his daughter is to love her mother

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The greatest thing a father cand do for his daughter is to love her mother

Youth can not know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if...

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Youth can not know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if...

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.

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After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.

Blood makes you related. Loyalty makes you family.

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Blood makes you related. Loyalty makes you family.

Love overflows and joy never ends in a home thats blesses with family and friends

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Love overflows and joy never ends in a home thats blesses with family and friends

Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

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Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother's love

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No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother's love

The mildest, drowsiest sister has been known to turn tiger if her sibling is in...

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The mildest, drowsiest sister has been known to turn tiger if her sibling is in...

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo what you want is...

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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo what you want is...

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a...

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Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a...

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

A family can develop only with a loving woman as its center.

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A family can develop only with a loving woman as its center.

Every woman may not be queen to her husband but she is always a princess...

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Every woman may not be queen to her husband but she is always a princess...

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

Stop for a minute and smile

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Stop for a minute and smile