Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye

Picture Quote by Jim Henson

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from...

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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from...

My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

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My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

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Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you...

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Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you...

Right now Iâ€™m having amnesia and dÃ©jÃ vu at the same time. I think Iâ€™ve...

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Right now Iâ€™m having amnesia and dÃ©jÃ vu at the same time. I think Iâ€™ve...

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the...

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I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the...

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

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Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble...

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I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble...

The reason I talk to myself is because Iâ€™m the only one whose answers I...

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The reason I talk to myself is because Iâ€™m the only one whose answers I...

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

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Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.