Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Picture Quote by Mark Twain

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, procrastination Picture Quotes

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed

Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.

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Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.

The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth...

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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth...

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to...

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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to...

The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of...

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The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of...

Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on...

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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on...

In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the...

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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the...

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that,...

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that,...

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite...

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite...

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option

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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the...

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the...

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?

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Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

My philosophy is It's none of my business what people say of me and think...

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My philosophy is It's none of my business what people say of me and think...