I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Picture Quote by Woody Allen

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Topics: Death Picture Quotes, Fear Picture Quotes, Humor Picture Quotes, Life Picture Quotes

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Stop thinking of fun and have it

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Stop thinking of fun and have it

You have to have fun to the things that you do.

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You have to have fun to the things that you do.

Instead of wondering when your nest vacation is, maybe you should set up a life...

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Instead of wondering when your nest vacation is, maybe you should set up a life...

Its kind of fun to do the impossible.

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Its kind of fun to do the impossible.

Girls like you Love fun, yeah me too What I want when I come through...

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Girls like you Love fun, yeah me too What I want when I come through...

In every job that must be done there is an element of fun.

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In every job that must be done there is an element of fun.

Sometimes people with the worst pasts can create the best futures.

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Sometimes people with the worst pasts can create the best futures.

Change requires change.

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Change requires change.

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of...

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For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of...

Love is not about "It's your fault" but "I'm sorry". Not "Where are you?" but...

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Love is not about

just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly.

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just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly.

When you stop doing things for fun you might as well be dead

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When you stop doing things for fun you might as well be dead

What does it matter how many lovers you have if none of them gives you...

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What does it matter how many lovers you have if none of them gives you...

Although modesty is natural for man, it is not natural to children. Modesty only begins...

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Although modesty is natural for man, it is not natural to children. Modesty only begins...

Pennies don't fall from heaven, they have to be earned here on earth.

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Pennies don't fall from heaven, they have to be earned here on earth.

Never give up on something you really want. It's difficult to wait, but more difficult...

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Never give up on something you really want. It's difficult to wait, but more difficult...

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life it goes on.

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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life it goes on.

It takes a strong heart to love but it takes a stronger heart to continue...

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It takes a strong heart to love but it takes a stronger heart to continue...

I don't care what you think about me. I don't think about you at all.

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I don't care what you think about me. I don't think about you at all.

Don't have sex, cause you will get pregnant and die.

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Don't have sex, cause you will get pregnant and die.