I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Picture Quote by Woody Allen

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Topics: Death Picture Quotes, Fear Picture Quotes, Humor Picture Quotes, Life Picture Quotes

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Instead of wondering when your nest vacation is, maybe you should set up a life...

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Instead of wondering when your nest vacation is, maybe you should set up a life...

Stop thinking of fun and have it

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Stop thinking of fun and have it

In every job that must be done there is an element of fun.

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In every job that must be done there is an element of fun.

Girls like you Love fun, yeah me too What I want when I come through...

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Girls like you Love fun, yeah me too What I want when I come through...

You have to have fun to the things that you do.

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You have to have fun to the things that you do.

Its kind of fun to do the impossible.

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Its kind of fun to do the impossible.

Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise,...

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Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise,...

Some people forget their own greatness.

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Some people forget their own greatness.

Always keep your beautiful imagination & exquisite humor

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Always keep your beautiful imagination & exquisite humor

Let go of those who bring you down and surround yourself with those who bring...

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Let go of those who bring you down and surround yourself with those who bring...

Go as far as you can see; When you get there, you'll see further.

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Go as far as you can see; When you get there, you'll see further.

Better be quarrelling than lonesome

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Better be quarrelling than lonesome

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another.

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The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another.

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart.

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Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart.

If you're having a hard time letting go, realize that if they wanted to stay...

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If you're having a hard time letting go, realize that if they wanted to stay...

It's amazing what you can do when you try.

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It's amazing what you can do when you try.

Before you enbark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves

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Before you enbark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves

Hurting back the people who hurt you, makes you become just like them.

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Hurting back the people who hurt you, makes you become just like them.

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in...

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A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in...

A guy with a gun enters a bar. Who the fuck had sex with my...

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A guy with a gun enters a bar. Who the fuck had sex with my...