I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Picture Quote by Woody Allen

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Topics: Death Picture Quotes, Fear Picture Quotes, Humor Picture Quotes, Life Picture Quotes

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

If there's no one beside you when your soul embarks, I will follow you into...

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If there's no one beside you when your soul embarks, I will follow you into...

I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I,"...

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I wish it need not have happened in my time,

If an egg is broken by an outside force, life ends. If an egg is...

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If an egg is broken by an outside force, life ends. If an egg is...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

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We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

A coward dies a thousand deaths. A soldier dies but once.

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A coward dies a thousand deaths. A soldier dies but once.

If you're dying, suddenly everybody loves you

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If you're dying, suddenly everybody loves you

Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If...

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Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

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We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

I know I was born and I know that I'll die; the in between is...

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I know I was born and I know that I'll die; the in between is...

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.

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As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully...

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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully...

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That...

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It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That...

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when...

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Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when...

Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting - `Get...

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Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting - `Get...

If there are no ups and down in your life It means you are dead

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If there are no ups and down in your life It means you are dead

People living deeply have no fear of death.

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People living deeply have no fear of death.

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish...

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Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish...

A head full of fears has no space for dreams.

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A head full of fears has no space for dreams.

We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not...

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We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not...

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

Be as happy as possible

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Be as happy as possible