Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye

Picture Quote by Jim Henson

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes

You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?

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You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

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Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

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I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on...

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When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on...

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on...

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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on...

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style....

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If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style....

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead

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Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

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I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from...

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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from...

I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or...

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I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or...

Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

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Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you...

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Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.