Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye

Picture Quote by Jim Henson

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and...

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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and...

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you...

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Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

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I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

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Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

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The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on...

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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on...

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

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Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

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Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

Reality continues to ruin my life

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Reality continues to ruin my life

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

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Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

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You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer