There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

Quote by Josh Groban

Topics: Funny Quotes, Silly Quotes, Song Quotes

Fly me up to where you are beyond the distant star. I wish upon tonight...

Fly me up to where you are beyond the distant star. I wish upon tonight...

After using four different languages on an album, it's tough to decide which one I'm...

After using four different languages on an album, it's tough to decide which one I'm...

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

Don't try to be like me. Try to be like yourself. Try to be very...

Don't try to be like me. Try to be like yourself. Try to be very...

I get terrible butterflies. Before I go onstage, I'll have to freak out for five...

I get terrible butterflies. Before I go onstage, I'll have to freak out for five...

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Youth troubles over eternity, age grasps at a day and is satisfied to have even...

Youth troubles over eternity, age grasps at a day and is satisfied to have even...

As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the...

As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the...

I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive...but suicides a crime.

I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive...but suicides a crime.

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What...

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What...

I'm all about sharing the road with other drivers...as long as they use the part...

I'm all about sharing the road with other drivers...as long as they use the part...

There has never been an age that did not applaud the past and lament the...

There has never been an age that did not applaud the past and lament the...

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they...

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down....

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down....

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

I look at going to Hollywood as going behind enemy lines. You parachute in, set...

I look at going to Hollywood as going behind enemy lines. You parachute in, set...

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the...

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the...

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I make some pretty incredible noises when people aren't around.

I make some pretty incredible noises when people aren't around.

If I'm going to sing like someone else, then I don't need to sing at...

If I'm going to sing like someone else, then I don't need to sing at...