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I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.

I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.

Id rather have f*ckin Angelina back!

Id rather have f*ckin Angelina back!

You spilled the haterade

You spilled the haterade

I knew she was 18, that ass does not look 12.

I knew she was 18, that ass does not look 12.

No more grenade whistle, its a grenade horn. -Pauly D

No more grenade whistle, its a grenade horn. -Pauly D

Oh, yah!!!

I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone...

I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone...

Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki

Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's...

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's...

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation....

Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation....

GTL...Gym, tan, laundry

GTL...Gym, tan, laundry

Mikes apologies are always BS to me. Same sh*t, differentcountry. -JWoww

Mikes apologies are always BS to me. Same sh*t, differentcountry. -JWoww

If Deena was a holiday, shed definitely be Thanksgiving.. cause shes got a lot to...

If Deena was a holiday, shed definitely be Thanksgiving.. cause shes got a lot to...

JWOOW and her boobies are going to Italy. -JWOWW

JWOOW and her boobies are going to Italy. -JWOWW

When Ron gets drunk, hes single.

When Ron gets drunk, hes single.

They like when I speak Italian. Its my Italian-English accent. -Pauly D

They like when I speak Italian. Its my Italian-English accent. -Pauly D

Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie.

Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie.

We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to...

We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to...