If she lost some pounds, Id hit it. -The Situation

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Im like chill out, Freckles McGee.

Im like chill out, Freckles McGee.

Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short...

Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short...

A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I...

A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I...

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure.

JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure.

Come on, Lesbehonest... - Pauly D

Come on, Lesbehonest... - Pauly D

Mike, Vinny, Pauly, MVP... and we are the most valuable players in MIA, supporting the...

Mike, Vinny, Pauly, MVP... and we are the most valuable players in MIA, supporting the...

Ronnies at the club, hooking up with Grenades that is a bigger-ugly-chick & also Landmines.....

Ronnies at the club, hooking up with Grenades that is a bigger-ugly-chick & also Landmines.....

Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or...

Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or...

Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...

Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's...

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's...

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

These pigeons are ruthless in Italy. They will attack you and bite your ears off....

These pigeons are ruthless in Italy. They will attack you and bite your ears off....

I dont know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like shes having sex...

I dont know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like shes having sex...

You spilled the haterade

You spilled the haterade

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.

It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.

The roommate situation, its just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, were...

The roommate situation, its just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, were...

Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny

Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.