More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own.

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Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to.

Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to.

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The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue...

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins...

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins...

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The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack...

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