President Clinton, this guy is sharp. Boy, he gave Hillary the most romantic Valentine's gift today, a huge rose garden. Where would he get that?

Quote by Jay Leno

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The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect...

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect...

More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has...

More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has...

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack...

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack...

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife...

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife...

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back...

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back...

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors.

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors.

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Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous...

For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make...

For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make...

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

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Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to.

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Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia...

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President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in...

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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be...

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You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.

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Politics is just show business for ugly people.

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Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are...

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff,...

Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff,...

I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe...

I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe...

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said...

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said...