Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

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The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking...

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking...

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say...

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say...

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only...

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only...

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful...

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common...

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common...

Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children

Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to...

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to...

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator...

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator...

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch...

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch...

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I...

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I...

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.