Whatever happens, happens.. ya know what I'm sayin'? I got the best blow-out in the country. CABS ARE HERE!!!

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Wheres the topless part? I wanna go topless.

Wheres the topless part? I wanna go topless.

She just doesn't want to feel like a trashbag because she has a boyfriend and...

She just doesn't want to feel like a trashbag because she has a boyfriend and...

Cant stand this weather, ya cant get tanned in this weather, ya cant creep in...

Cant stand this weather, ya cant get tanned in this weather, ya cant creep in...

So I'm now coming up with a new plan: Whenever a girl leaves the house,...

So I'm now coming up with a new plan: Whenever a girl leaves the house,...

I'm not drinking for the rest of my life. Until tonight.

I'm not drinking for the rest of my life. Until tonight.

GTF! Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting Behind Ronnie's Back.

GTF! Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting Behind Ronnie's Back.

These girls, they know the deal.. the only reason why we even grabbed them is...

These girls, they know the deal.. the only reason why we even grabbed them is...

Were beatin-up-the-beat, thats what we say when were doing our fist pump. First, we start...

Were beatin-up-the-beat, thats what we say when were doing our fist pump. First, we start...

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

Here's no way i'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my...

Here's no way i'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my...

Nothing like a nice herpe to ruin the party.

Nothing like a nice herpe to ruin the party.

You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN...

You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN...

My man Vinny is about to do the impossible, hes gonna try to turn these...

My man Vinny is about to do the impossible, hes gonna try to turn these...

I aint even mad that the cabs are here and no one cares! I aint...

I aint even mad that the cabs are here and no one cares! I aint...

The first thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I...

The first thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I...

Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks.

Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks.

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

I might do it! I might do it! I might bust out the red joints!...

I might do it! I might do it! I might bust out the red joints!...

Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a b*tch.

Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a b*tch.

Two lesbians is the holy grail of hooking up.

Two lesbians is the holy grail of hooking up.