Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a b*tch.

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How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done?

How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done?

Hello, Palace of Love .... CABS ARE HERE!

Hello, Palace of Love .... CABS ARE HERE!

Here's no way i'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my...

Here's no way i'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my...

Two lesbians is the holy grail of hooking up.

Two lesbians is the holy grail of hooking up.

Cant stand this weather, ya cant get tanned in this weather, ya cant creep in...

Cant stand this weather, ya cant get tanned in this weather, ya cant creep in...

Yo, that t-shirts screaming, 'I dont fit you!'

Yo, that t-shirts screaming, 'I dont fit you!'

I'm Tanorexic bro!

I'm Tanorexic bro!

We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

Ra-Ra-Ra ROGER THAT!

Ra-Ra-Ra ROGER THAT!

I'm stressed over over Ron and Sam's relationship .. am I supposed to be stressed...

I'm stressed over over Ron and Sam's relationship .. am I supposed to be stressed...

You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN...

You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN...

I wanna go to the gym... I wanna go to the gym..

I wanna go to the gym... I wanna go to the gym..

So I'm now coming up with a new plan: Whenever a girl leaves the house,...

So I'm now coming up with a new plan: Whenever a girl leaves the house,...

Were beatin-up-the-beat, thats what we say when were doing our fist pump. First, we start...

Were beatin-up-the-beat, thats what we say when were doing our fist pump. First, we start...

I did not know Staten Island was an actual island until we went over the...

I did not know Staten Island was an actual island until we went over the...

This guy had too many Miami Vices.

This guy had too many Miami Vices.

OH YEAH, WAKE UP, YEAH!

OH YEAH, WAKE UP, YEAH!

I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting...

I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting...

Ill stay an extra hour, cuz I know we f*cked up .. just cuz she...

Ill stay an extra hour, cuz I know we f*cked up .. just cuz she...

Once again, the plan for the girls to prank us backfired. They should just stop...

Once again, the plan for the girls to prank us backfired. They should just stop...