I might do it! I might do it! I might bust out the red joints! Thats how you know its gonna be a good night.

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We noticed beached whales at the beach... oh no I'm sorry, it was Angelina &...

We noticed beached whales at the beach... oh no I'm sorry, it was Angelina &...

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

I wanna go to the gym... I wanna go to the gym..

I wanna go to the gym... I wanna go to the gym..

I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting...

I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting...

I dont want to get lightning in my hair.

I dont want to get lightning in my hair.

You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN...

You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN...

Ryder's looking good tonight, but she already had sex with Vinny. And I'm not really...

Ryder's looking good tonight, but she already had sex with Vinny. And I'm not really...

Me and Vinny are so excited, that Vinny immediately jumps on my bed and like,...

Me and Vinny are so excited, that Vinny immediately jumps on my bed and like,...

Ra-Ra-Ra ROGER THAT!

Ra-Ra-Ra ROGER THAT!

Mike could not play wingman for me. I need somebody that knows how to take...

Mike could not play wingman for me. I need somebody that knows how to take...

I'm Tanorexic bro!

I'm Tanorexic bro!

We are prank war champions!

We are prank war champions!

Yo, that t-shirts screaming, 'I dont fit you!'

Yo, that t-shirts screaming, 'I dont fit you!'

When I go into the club I have a game plan, I dont wanna waste...

When I go into the club I have a game plan, I dont wanna waste...

Whether Angelina comes or not makes no difference to me, as long as she doesnt...

Whether Angelina comes or not makes no difference to me, as long as she doesnt...

Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks.

Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks.

Its my last day here and everybodys sleeping, so I gotta do my thing and...

Its my last day here and everybodys sleeping, so I gotta do my thing and...

I aint even mad that the cabs are here and no one cares! I aint...

I aint even mad that the cabs are here and no one cares! I aint...

My man Vinny is about to do the impossible, hes gonna try to turn these...

My man Vinny is about to do the impossible, hes gonna try to turn these...

I'm not drinking for the rest of my life. Until tonight.

I'm not drinking for the rest of my life. Until tonight.