You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Quote by Frank Zappa

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Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

Most rock journalism is people who can not write interviewing people who can not talk

Most rock journalism is people who can not write interviewing people who can not talk

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be...

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be...

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in...

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in...

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

It isnt necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice there are two...

It isnt necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice there are two...

Without deviation progress is not possible.

Without deviation progress is not possible.

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or...

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or...

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted...

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted...

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block...

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block...

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me...

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

I wish women were like hockey...Only twenty minute periods.

I wish women were like hockey...Only twenty minute periods.