The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Quote by Frank Zappa

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No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in...

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in...

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is:...

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is:...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or...

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or...

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two...

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two...

Most rock journalism is people who can not write interviewing people who can not talk

Most rock journalism is people who can not write interviewing people who can not talk

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules,...

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules,...

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical...

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical...

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It...

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes...

Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes...

Responsive leaders prefer knowledge and information to be spread as widely as possible among the...

Responsive leaders prefer knowledge and information to be spread as widely as possible among the...