Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

Quote by Frank Zappa

Topics: Stupidity Quotes

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say,...

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say,...

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical...

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical...

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be...

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be...

It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the...

It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the...

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in...

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in...

Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny

Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two...

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two...

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me...

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

It isnt necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice there are two...

It isnt necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice there are two...

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not

Sometimes you have to just ignore and pray for the ignorant.

Sometimes you have to just ignore and pray for the ignorant.

Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily...

Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily...

'How do you know so much about everything?' was asked of a very wise and...

'How do you know so much about everything?' was asked of a very wise and...