Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

Quote by Frank Zappa

Topics: Stupidity Quotes

Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who...

Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who...

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say,...

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say,...

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it...

The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it...

If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a...

If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a...

It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the...

It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the...

Music is always a commentary on society.

Music is always a commentary on society.

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people...

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people...

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two...

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two...

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules,...

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules,...

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be...

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be...

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted...

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted...

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.

A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.