Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

Quote by Frank Zappa

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If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a...

If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be...

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be...

Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny

Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

I believe that people have a right to decide their own destiny; people own themselves....

I believe that people have a right to decide their own destiny; people own themselves....

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It...

The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it...

The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it...

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

Music is always a commentary on society.

Music is always a commentary on society.

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me...

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me...

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is:...

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is:...

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in...

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in...

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted...

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted...

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules,...

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules,...