Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

Quote by Frank Zappa

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Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted...

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted...

Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who...

Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who...

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say,...

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say,...

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or...

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or...

If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a...

If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a...

It isnt necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice there are two...

It isnt necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice there are two...

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in...

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in...

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in...

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in...

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people...

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man...

Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man...

I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like...

I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like...

The golden age is before us, not behind us.

The golden age is before us, not behind us.

Stupefaction, when it persists, becomes stupidity.

Stupefaction, when it persists, becomes stupidity.