Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

Quote by Frank Zappa

Topics: Frank Zappa Quotes

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules,...

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules,...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it...

The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it...

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted...

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It...

Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny

Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny

Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who...

Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who...

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the...

It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the...

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me...

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say,...

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say,...

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical...

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical...

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.

I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep...

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep...

I think he [Archie Bunker] is in every man my age, no matter what he...

I think he [Archie Bunker] is in every man my age, no matter what he...

If you're respectful by habit, constantly honoring the worthy, four things increase: long life, beauty,...

If you're respectful by habit, constantly honoring the worthy, four things increase: long life, beauty,...