Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

Quote by Frank Zappa

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It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two...

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two...

Music is always a commentary on society.

Music is always a commentary on society.

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people...

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people...

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in...

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in...

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or...

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or...

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is:...

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is:...

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in...

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in...

I believe that people have a right to decide their own destiny; people own themselves....

I believe that people have a right to decide their own destiny; people own themselves....

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be...

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be...

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

Music is always a commentary on society.

Music is always a commentary on society.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It...

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say,...

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say,...

Without deviation progress is not possible.

Without deviation progress is not possible.