Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

Quote by Frank Zappa

Topics: Frank Zappa Quotes

It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the...

It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the...

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me...

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me...

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It...

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

It isnt necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice there are two...

It isnt necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice there are two...

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who...

Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who...

If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a...

If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a...

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical...

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical...

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not

Most rock journalism is people who can not write interviewing people who can not talk

Most rock journalism is people who can not write interviewing people who can not talk

Without deviation progress is not possible.

Without deviation progress is not possible.

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people...

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people...

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say,...

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say,...