There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Quote by Frank Zappa

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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It...

Without deviation progress is not possible.

Without deviation progress is not possible.

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in...

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in...

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or...

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or...

Music is always a commentary on society.

Music is always a commentary on society.

The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it...

The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it...

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say,...

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say,...

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block...

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block...

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

I believe that people have a right to decide their own destiny; people own themselves....

I believe that people have a right to decide their own destiny; people own themselves....

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is:...

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is:...

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me...

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me...

Music is always a commentary on society.

Music is always a commentary on society.

Music is what life sounds like.

Music is what life sounds like.

In classical music, love is based on bitin' -- imitation. It's not based on interpretation....

In classical music, love is based on bitin' -- imitation. It's not based on interpretation....

A monopoly on the means of communication may define a ruling elite more precisely than...

A monopoly on the means of communication may define a ruling elite more precisely than...