Quotes by Frank Zappa

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

#Funny, #Stupidity

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

#Politics

I believe that people have a right to decide their own destiny; people own themselves....

#Government

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

#College, #Education

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be...

#Love

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

#Love

The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it...

#Movies

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is:...

#Advice

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or...

#Music, #Time

It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the...

#Debt, #Stupidity

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

#Stupidity

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block...

#Stupidity