Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

Quote by Frank Zappa

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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is:...

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is:...

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in...

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It...

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say,...

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say,...

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

Music is always a commentary on society.

Music is always a commentary on society.

Without deviation progress is not possible.

Without deviation progress is not possible.

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules,...

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules,...

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two...

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two...

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny

Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me...

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me...

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people...

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people...