I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

Quote by Victor Borge

Topics: Parents Quotes

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to...

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance

One should judge by appearance only: what is hidden should remain so

One should judge by appearance only: what is hidden should remain so

People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are...

People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are...

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the...

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the...