Dear 'cool people', they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, Nerds.

Topics: Silly Quotes, Student Quotes

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

I am one boob, you are the other boob and together? We are breast friends.

I am one boob, you are the other boob and together? We are breast friends.

Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'

Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'

There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a...

There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a...

Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine.

Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine.

I am a zizzer zazzer zuzz as you can plainly see.

I am a zizzer zazzer zuzz as you can plainly see.

When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled...

When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled...

If you watch Jaws backwards; it's actually a film about a shark that throws up...

If you watch Jaws backwards; it's actually a film about a shark that throws up...

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can...

Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can...

They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy...

They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy...

I'm a leader, not a follower. Unless it's a dark place. Then you're going first.

I'm a leader, not a follower. Unless it's a dark place. Then you're going first.

Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's...

Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's...

I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure...

I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure...

If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and...

If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and...

That awkward moment when a package says 'Easy open' but you end up using scissors,...

That awkward moment when a package says 'Easy open' but you end up using scissors,...

That awkward moment when you come home from school, look in the mirror and are...

That awkward moment when you come home from school, look in the mirror and are...

Teacher: Your paper should be 5-8 pages Long. Me: 5 Pages it is.

Teacher: Your paper should be 5-8 pages Long. Me: 5 Pages it is.