Ghetto Word Of The Day: Obama; I can eat a whole bag of chips, Obama myself.

Topics: Ghetto Quotes, Humor Quotes

When I cruise through the ghetto I drive slow I'm quick to buck a duck...

When I cruise through the ghetto I drive slow I'm quick to buck a duck...

This is a surprise to no one, but I get sad when celebrities get engaged....

This is a surprise to no one, but I get sad when celebrities get engaged....

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

Ghetto pronunciation: Bathroom = Baafrumm, Refrigerator = Fridgerataa, Remote = Moken Troll

Ghetto pronunciation: Bathroom = Baafrumm, Refrigerator = Fridgerataa, Remote = Moken Troll

MuH NaMe aInT DiCk sO KeEp iT OuT Ya mOuTh!!!!

MuH NaMe aInT DiCk sO KeEp iT OuT Ya mOuTh!!!!

I think it's because it's so different and it takes risks. Plus, it's really smart...

I think it's because it's so different and it takes risks. Plus, it's really smart...

Learning humor is like learning math - practice makes perfect

Learning humor is like learning math - practice makes perfect

Nothing makes you look younger than an old photo.

Nothing makes you look younger than an old photo.

Does anyone here work in advertising or marketing? Well if you do, when you get...

Does anyone here work in advertising or marketing? Well if you do, when you get...

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so...

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so...

Better have an old man to humor than a young rake to break your heart.

Better have an old man to humor than a young rake to break your heart.

The script was just the best I'd read in a long time and I love...

The script was just the best I'd read in a long time and I love...

Throughout history, great leaders have known the power of humor.

Throughout history, great leaders have known the power of humor.

MINSTREL, adj. Formerly a poet, singer or musician; now a nigger with a color less...

MINSTREL, adj. Formerly a poet, singer or musician; now a nigger with a color less...

Joe Barbera's s always complaining that he can't get humor into cartoons anymore. Just do...

Joe Barbera's s always complaining that he can't get humor into cartoons anymore. Just do...

Wow, three pairs of shoes! Someone had a fetish.

Wow, three pairs of shoes! Someone had a fetish.

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the...

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the...

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it.

Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it.

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace...

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace...