Better have an old man to humor than a young rake to break your heart.

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If at first you do succeed, try something harder

If at first you do succeed, try something harder

Wisdom is a comb given to a man once he is bald.

Wisdom is a comb given to a man once he is bald.

Leap and the net will appear.

Leap and the net will appear.

Let a horse drink when he will, not what he will.

Let a horse drink when he will, not what he will.

As much use as a yard of pump water

As much use as a yard of pump water

Revolutions never go backwards

Revolutions never go backwards

When the goose honk high, fair weather; when the goose honks low, foul weather

When the goose honk high, fair weather; when the goose honks low, foul weather

He who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client

He who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth.

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth.

Eat well, drink in moderation, and sleep sound, in these three good health abound.

Eat well, drink in moderation, and sleep sound, in these three good health abound.

Every garden may have some weeds

Every garden may have some weeds

Bloom where you are planted

Bloom where you are planted

Waking up with the chickens

Waking up with the chickens

One of the blessings of being rich is the blessing to be charitable

One of the blessings of being rich is the blessing to be charitable

A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste...

A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste...

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell...

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell...

He that followeth Nature is never out of his way

He that followeth Nature is never out of his way

Fear may force a man to cast beyond the moon

Fear may force a man to cast beyond the moon

Like Mother, like Daughter.

Like Mother, like Daughter.