The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.

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I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if...

I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if...

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in...

The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in...

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient...

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient...

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything...

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything...

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend...

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend...

Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set,...

Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set,...

Bed is the poor man's opera

Bed is the poor man's opera

My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.

I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a...

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a...

When I get into bed at night, I hope I don't get into it alone!

When I get into bed at night, I hope I don't get into it alone!

The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it...

The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it...

That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out...

That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out...

Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks,...

Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks,...

If a car behind me makes the same turn I do twice in a row,...

If a car behind me makes the same turn I do twice in a row,...