Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Quote by Carol Burnett

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Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second...

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second...

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been...

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been...

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of...

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of...

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a...

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a...

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it...

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it...

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't...

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't...

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't...

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't...

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that...

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that...

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It...

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It...

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.