Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

Quote by Carol Burnett

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Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It...

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It...

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't...

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't...

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it...

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it...

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that...

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that...

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't...

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't...

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second...

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second...

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in...

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in...

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

For certain is death for the born And certain is birth for the dead; Therefore...

For certain is death for the born And certain is birth for the dead; Therefore...

To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority...

To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority...

You can't get unless you give. And you have to give without wanting to get.

You can't get unless you give. And you have to give without wanting to get.