To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority on everything, your own expert on all topics, infallible, omniscient. Always, every time of the month, forever: Use birth control.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: Birth Quotes

Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.

Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.

Deliver me from Swedish furniture. Deliver me from clever art... ...May I never be complete....

Deliver me from Swedish furniture. Deliver me from clever art... ...May I never be complete....

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on...

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on...

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

I love the way you love, but I hate the way I'm supposed to love...

I love the way you love, but I hate the way I'm supposed to love...

First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you...

First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you...

I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth...

I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth...

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

That saying, about how you always kill the thing you love, well, it works both...

That saying, about how you always kill the thing you love, well, it works both...

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Your heart is my pinata.

Your heart is my pinata.

Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we...

Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

For six months I couldn't sleep. With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything...

For six months I couldn't sleep. With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything...

If you cant sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying....

If you cant sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying....

There is nothing so entirely desirable in all the world as a few hours' oblivion.

There is nothing so entirely desirable in all the world as a few hours' oblivion.