To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority on everything, your own expert on all topics, infallible, omniscient. Always, every time of the month, forever: Use birth control.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: Birth Quotes

The gyms you go to are crowded with guys trying to look like men, as...

The gyms you go to are crowded with guys trying to look like men, as...

I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check...

I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check...

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter...

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter...

No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool...

No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool...

And maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go...

And maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go...

You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one...

You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one...

That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both...

That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both...

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

Imagine books and music and movies being filtered and homogenized. Certified. Approved for consumption. People...

Imagine books and music and movies being filtered and homogenized. Certified. Approved for consumption. People...

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

The first step to eternal life, is you have to die.

The first step to eternal life, is you have to die.

Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?

Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?

If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention.

If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention.

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or...

It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or...

That quest for something pretty. A cheat. A cliche. Flowers and Christmas lights, it's what...

That quest for something pretty. A cheat. A cliche. Flowers and Christmas lights, it's what...

Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

Find out what you're afraid of and go live there.

Find out what you're afraid of and go live there.

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?