To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority on everything, your own expert on all topics, infallible, omniscient. Always, every time of the month, forever: Use birth control.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: Birth Quotes

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

She's not wearing makeup so her face just looks like skin.

She's not wearing makeup so her face just looks like skin.

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the...

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

Its funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with the...

Its funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with the...

Every apostle or disciple, as much as they're running to follow their savior- they're running...

Every apostle or disciple, as much as they're running to follow their savior- they're running...

A man laments, Oh, that my joy could be a little longer, and a woman...

A man laments, Oh, that my joy could be a little longer, and a woman...

The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.

The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

The muffled thunder of dialogue comes through the walls, then a chorus of laughter. Then...

The muffled thunder of dialogue comes through the walls, then a chorus of laughter. Then...

Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.

Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.

That saying, about how you always kill the thing you love, well, it works both...

That saying, about how you always kill the thing you love, well, it works both...

The cat looks back at me the way dogs and some cars look when people...

The cat looks back at me the way dogs and some cars look when people...

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

The trick...is to find the balance between the bright colors of humor and the serious...

The trick...is to find the balance between the bright colors of humor and the serious...

People out there must be told about the self-loathing that follows rape and how it's...

People out there must be told about the self-loathing that follows rape and how it's...