To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority on everything, your own expert on all topics, infallible, omniscient. Always, every time of the month, forever: Use birth control.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

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No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have your own way.

No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have your own way.

People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they...

People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.

People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.

For six months I couldn't sleep. With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything...

For six months I couldn't sleep. With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything...

If you don't know what you want, you end up with a lot you don't.

If you don't know what you want, you end up with a lot you don't.

If you love something, set it free. Just don't be surprised if it comes back...

If you love something, set it free. Just don't be surprised if it comes back...

A tiger can smile A snake will say it loves you Lies make us evil

A tiger can smile A snake will say it loves you Lies make us evil

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the...

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the...

If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention.

If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention.

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...

On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...

The first step to eternal life, is you have to die.

The first step to eternal life, is you have to die.

You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the...

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the...

Still, it's nice to have one person who knows all your secrets.

Still, it's nice to have one person who knows all your secrets.

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

This CGI bullshit is the death knell of cinema. If I'd wanted all that computer...

This CGI bullshit is the death knell of cinema. If I'd wanted all that computer...

A fool who, after plain warning, persists in dosing himself with dangerous drugs should be...

A fool who, after plain warning, persists in dosing himself with dangerous drugs should be...

You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than...

You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than...

If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right

If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right

I do not believe in abortion at will. I do not believe that if a...

I do not believe in abortion at will. I do not believe that if a...