To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority on everything, your own expert on all topics, infallible, omniscient. Always, every time of the month, forever: Use birth control.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

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That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both...

That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both...

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less...

After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less...

Our Generation has had no Great war, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our...

Our Generation has had no Great war, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our...

You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

Most times, it's just a lot easier not to let the world know what's wrong.

Most times, it's just a lot easier not to let the world know what's wrong.

The gyms you go to are crowded with guys trying to look like men, as...

The gyms you go to are crowded with guys trying to look like men, as...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they...

People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they...

The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give...

The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give...

Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.

Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

Its funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with the...

Its funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with the...

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do,...

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do,...

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

Without just one nest A bird can call the world home Life is your career

Without just one nest A bird can call the world home Life is your career

Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.

Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.

It's not my story anymore: whenever I speak about the past now, I feel as...

It's not my story anymore: whenever I speak about the past now, I feel as...

Live out of your imagination, not your history.

Live out of your imagination, not your history.