Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his money.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Money Quotes

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

So many men, so little time.

So many men, so little time.

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

Men are all alike...except the one you've met who's different.

Men are all alike...except the one you've met who's different.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

A man's kiss is his signature.

A man's kiss is his signature.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Ill try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Ill try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at...

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at...

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come...

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come...

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get...

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get...

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.