I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Diva Quotes

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same...

Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same...

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got...

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got...

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies...

The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies...

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his...

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his...

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.

Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action

Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

Virtue has its own reward, but has no sale at the box office.

Virtue has its own reward, but has no sale at the box office.

The virtues, like the Muses, are always seen in groups. A good principle was never...

The virtues, like the Muses, are always seen in groups. A good principle was never...

Wisdom alone is true ambition's aim, wisdom is the source of virtue and of fame;...

Wisdom alone is true ambition's aim, wisdom is the source of virtue and of fame;...