Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same time.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Success Quotes

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in...

Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in...

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself

I believe in the single standard for men and women.

I believe in the single standard for men and women.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it...

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it...

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die...

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die...

Sex is emotion in motion.

Sex is emotion in motion.

To err is human, but is feels divine.

To err is human, but is feels divine.

Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be...

Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be...

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

I've been things and seen places.

I've been things and seen places.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for...

If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for...

Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.

Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.