I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Diva Quotes

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they...

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they...

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

So many men, so little time.

So many men, so little time.

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same...

Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same...

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on...

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on...