I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Diva Quotes

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be...

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be...

I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man...

I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man...

Look your best - who said love is blind?

Look your best - who said love is blind?

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Every time you date someone with an issue that you have to work to ignore,...

Every time you date someone with an issue that you have to work to ignore,...

What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only...

What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only...

Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.

Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.