Quotes by Yakov Smirnoff

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing -...

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We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build...

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We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads and...

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The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed...

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Never having alone time is real tough on people.

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My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York...

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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

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It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the...

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In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is...

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In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted...

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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

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I fed my ego, but not my soul.

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