Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Quote by Yakov Smirnoff

Topics: Yakov Smirnoff Quotes

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live...

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live...

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed...

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed...

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked...

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked...

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily...

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily...

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked...

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked...

We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build...

We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build...

We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads and...

We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads and...

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are...

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are...

When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.

When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time...

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time...

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves...

Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves...

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York...

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York...

It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the...

It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the...

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is...

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is...

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing -...

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing -...

And why is it that some men just can't deal with the idea that a...

And why is it that some men just can't deal with the idea that a...

Such duty as the subject owes the prince, Even such a woman oweth to her...

Such duty as the subject owes the prince, Even such a woman oweth to her...

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.