Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Quote by Yakov Smirnoff

Topics: Yakov Smirnoff Quotes

We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build...

We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build...

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing -...

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing -...

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily...

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily...

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

Never having alone time is real tough on people.

Never having alone time is real tough on people.

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted...

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted...

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live...

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live...

Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves...

Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves...

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time...

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time...

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed...

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed...

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are...

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are...

We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads and...

We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads and...

When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.

When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York...

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York...

I fed my ego, but not my soul.

I fed my ego, but not my soul.

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked...

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked...

Homosexuality is Satan's diabolical attack upon the family that will not only have a corrupting...

Homosexuality is Satan's diabolical attack upon the family that will not only have a corrupting...

Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.

Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.

Crime and the fear of crime have permeated the fabric of American life.

Crime and the fear of crime have permeated the fabric of American life.