The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.

Quote by Yakov Smirnoff

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I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time...

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time...

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are...

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are...

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live...

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live...

I fed my ego, but not my soul.

I fed my ego, but not my soul.

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted...

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted...

We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build...

We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build...

I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked...

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked...

We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads and...

We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads and...

It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the...

It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the...

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York...

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York...

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing -...

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing -...

Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves...

Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves...

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked...

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked...

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is...

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is...

Never having alone time is real tough on people.

Never having alone time is real tough on people.

When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.

When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.