We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.

Quote by Yakov Smirnoff

Topics: Yakov Smirnoff Quotes

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily...

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily...

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are...

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are...

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live...

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live...

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked...

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked...

I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is...

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is...

It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the...

It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the...

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time...

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time...

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York...

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York...

Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves...

Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves...

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads and...

We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads and...

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted...

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted...

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed...

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed...

When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.

When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing -...

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing -...

We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.

We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.