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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and...

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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and...

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle...

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle...

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested...

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested...

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have...

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have...

Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his...

Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his...

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words large or size with...

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words large or size with...

Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his...

Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his...

Men are scum, right ladies? Too bad we own everything!

Men are scum, right ladies? Too bad we own everything!

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever...

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever...

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar....

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar....