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Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever...
#Tim Allen
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar....
#Tim Allen
Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
#Tim Allen
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle...
#Tim Allen
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested...
#Tim Allen