Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.

Quote by Tim Allen

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Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his...

Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his...

Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his...

Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his...

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle...

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle...

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar....

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar....

Men are scum, right ladies? Too bad we own everything!

Men are scum, right ladies? Too bad we own everything!

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words large or size with...

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words large or size with...

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested...

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested...

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever...

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever...

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and...

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and...

What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.

What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the...

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the...

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

Starbucks really isn't that expensive...after you consider what Victoria Secret charges per cup.

Starbucks really isn't that expensive...after you consider what Victoria Secret charges per cup.

We should pay as much reverence to youth as we should to age; there are...

We should pay as much reverence to youth as we should to age; there are...

Though I look old, yet I am strong and lusty; for in my youth I...

Though I look old, yet I am strong and lusty; for in my youth I...

I view the tea-drinking as a destroyer of health, an enfeebler of the frome, an...

I view the tea-drinking as a destroyer of health, an enfeebler of the frome, an...

When I'm bored I send a text to a random number saying 'I hid the...

When I'm bored I send a text to a random number saying 'I hid the...

There are three things most men love but never understand: females, girls and women.

There are three things most men love but never understand: females, girls and women.

I want a man who promises me nothing but tries to give me everything.

I want a man who promises me nothing but tries to give me everything.