Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.

Quote by Russell Baker

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Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity.

Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity.

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure...

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure...

What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets to most...

What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets to most...

The common law is nothing else but statutes worn out by time

The common law is nothing else but statutes worn out by time

Poetry is so vital to us until school spoils it.

Poetry is so vital to us until school spoils it.

Objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that...

Objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that...

You can't enjoy light verse with a heavy heart.

You can't enjoy light verse with a heavy heart.

An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to...

An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to...

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do...

Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do...

Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.

Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.

Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not...

Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not...

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a...

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a...

Situation comedy on television has thrived for years on canned laughter grafted by gaglines by...

Situation comedy on television has thrived for years on canned laughter grafted by gaglines by...

Children rarely want to know who their parents were before they were parents, and when...

Children rarely want to know who their parents were before they were parents, and when...

When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and...

When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and...

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a...

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a...

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have...

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have...

Americans like fat books and thin women.

Americans like fat books and thin women.

Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.

Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.