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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect...
#Dating
The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time...
#Rita Rudner
The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're...
#Rita Rudner
They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when...
#Rita Rudner
To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior.
#Rita Rudner
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a...
#Rita Rudner
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
#Rita Rudner
I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting...
#Funny
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#Running
Love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to...
#Funny
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#Halloween
The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new...
#Funny
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#Wedding
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want...
#Break Up
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#Funny
It's so great to find that one special person You want to annoy for the...
#Boyfriend
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#Funny
My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time...
#Anniversary For Boyfriend
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect...
#America And Americans
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#Family
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#Sorrow
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get...
#Wealth
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