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To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior.

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a...

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a...

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was...

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was...

Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children...

Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children...

Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before

Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect...

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect...

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting...

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I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting...

Love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to...

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Love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to...

The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new...

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The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new...

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want...

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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want...

It's so great to find that one special person You want to annoy for the...

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It's so great to find that one special person You want to annoy for the...

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time...

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time...

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect...

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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect...

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get...

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get...