Quotes by Rita Rudner

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a...

#Love, #Marriage

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to...

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Beer is good food

#Food

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced...

#Marriage

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want...

#Marriage, #Relationships

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't...

#Rita Rudner

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite:...

#Rita Rudner

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

#Rita Rudner

My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.

#Rita Rudner

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child....

#Rita Rudner

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain...

#Rita Rudner

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to...

#Rita Rudner