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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same...

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same...

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get...

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get...

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I...

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Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I...

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told...

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told...

The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.

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The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.

Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying.

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Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying.

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've...

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've...

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't...

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't...

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want...

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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want...

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced...

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced...

Beer is good food

Beer is good food

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to...

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to...

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a...

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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a...

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to...

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to...

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them...

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them...

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but...

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but...