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Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've...
#Men And Women
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
#Funny
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
#Funny
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same...
#Women
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get...
#Women
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I...
#Funny
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#Money
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told...
#Friends
The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.
#Funny
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#Sex
Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying.
#Funny
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#Sex
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite:...
#Rita Rudner
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't...
#Rita Rudner
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want...
#Marriage
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#Relationships
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced...
#Marriage
Beer is good food
#Food
I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to...
#Rita Rudner
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a...
#Love
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#Marriage
I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to...
#Parents
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them...
#Women
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